Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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