What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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