i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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