I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
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Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
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I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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