i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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