just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
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Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
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I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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