question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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