First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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