when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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