operation have a gay friend backfired
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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