this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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