Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
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this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
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I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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