On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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