is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
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I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
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Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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