Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
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I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
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Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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