im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
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Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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