hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
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Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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