Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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