I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
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i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
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so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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