just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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