Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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