girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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