Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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