I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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