I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
How does it feel to date your dad?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Randomize
