what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
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No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
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Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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