Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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