so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
do herpes really smell.
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I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
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I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize