he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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