I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
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this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
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Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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