I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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