the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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