Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Drunk is not a location!
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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