Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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