Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
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I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
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I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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