I don't think brook has ever known best
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
DRUNK COOKIES
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