I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
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