He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
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My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
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I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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