well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
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Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
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He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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