What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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