You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Best friends brother. Beat that.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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