And the cops told us we were all naked.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I need moral support for this bender
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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