the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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