you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
