I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
where are my eyebrows?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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