Well apparently he's into motor boating.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Randomize
