I think I am morally bankrupt
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
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I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
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Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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