Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
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His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
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You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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