I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
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He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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