I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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