yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
smell my finger.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Randomize
