Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
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She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
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He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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