He asked to "fluff my boner.."
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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