no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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